Eels are pretty disgusting aren’t they? Long slimy little things worming their way through murky waters. Some are electric too! It’s madness.
A more pleasant alternative is American alt-rock group Eels. Now in their eighteenth year together the group is finally old enough to pop down to the local supermarket for some Christmas brandy to sip in the warmth of their homes whilst this festive tune plays along merrily in the background.
Everything is gonna be cool this Christmas indeed. Eels told us so. Direct all complaints towards them if you are dissatisfied with this year’s holiday season.